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Too many dates and dating lately

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coffee_addict
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05-11-2004 2:13 PM

Dates and dating is my weakest subject. No wonder I'm currently single. Anyway, can't you people talk about other things more? I can't participate in those dating games that you people are playing. Talk about the universe or something.
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coffee_addict
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05-11-2004 2:23 PM 		Reply to: Message 2 by Dan Carroll
05-11-2004 2:18 PM

Dan writes:
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Okay. How can I date all the girls in the universe?
That's easy. All you have to do is grow an infinite number of penises on yourself.
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coffee_addict
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05-12-2004 7:36 PM 		Reply to: Message 15 by zephyr
05-12-2004 4:45 PM

Re: Jeez, it's obvious
zephyr writes:
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Dan, the way to date all the girls in the universe is simple:
All you have to do... is FAIL to give a shit about any of them. As we all know, women are irresistibly drawn to a man who ignores and neglects them while avoiding those who genuinely care. At some point, you simply reverse your course of action and accept them all. Before jealousy and backstabbing take over and make an unliveable mess of the situation, you will (for at least 0.034278 +/- 0.000001 seconds) have simultaneously dated every woman alive.
Well said! My last girlfriend was the person that made me gay.
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coffee_addict
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05-13-2004 12:20 PM 		Reply to: Message 17 by zephyr
05-13-2004 10:54 AM

Re: Jeez, it's obvious
I hardly think guys are any better, but it's still amusing to make light of stereotypical traits....
Hahahahaha. Yes, I guess there are good sides and bad sides to either sex.
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