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Anyone else think Bob Newhart looks kind of like our own Nosy Ned?In other news, I picked my username so that no one would know I'm actually Eliza Dushku, using internet pseudonyms in an effort to promote myself as a sex symbol.

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"Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown
On a backwards river the infidels shiver in the stench of belief.
And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late; I'm over the rails and out of the race
The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw are ringing in my ears"
-Beck

I knew a guy in college who decided that, since girls only went for guys with severe emotional problems, he was going to develop a severe emotional problem. Namely, he was going to refer to himself in the third person. But not by his name... rather by the name of his alter-ego, Rick Smooth.He just went around saying stuff like, "Rick Smooth is ready for dinner, how about you guys?"

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"Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown
On a backwards river the infidels shiver in the stench of belief.
And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late; I'm over the rails and out of the race
The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw are ringing in my ears"
-Beck

Yeah, I know how it is. I spent a few weeks in the late nineties thinking I was Bea Arthur.

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"Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown
On a backwards river the infidels shiver in the stench of belief.
And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late; I'm over the rails and out of the race
The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw are ringing in my ears"
-Beck

Well I'll be... there is a God after all.

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"Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown
On a backwards river the infidels shiver in the stench of belief.
And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late; I'm over the rails and out of the race
The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw are ringing in my ears"
-Beck

Damn right. You should check out some episodes of Buffy, where she's playing a total sex bomb bad girl who has the occasional homoerotic tension scene with Sarah Michelle Gellar. Ow. Painfully hot. Meh. I don't really care. I still had to knock you one back, though.

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"Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown
On a backwards river the infidels shiver in the stench of belief.
And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late; I'm over the rails and out of the race
The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw are ringing in my ears"
-Beck

The topic would just be everyone crawling around on the ground like someone lost a contact lens, looking hither and yon for your balls. Because if you think anyone is hotter than Eliza Dushku, then your balls have clearly shrivelled up and fallen off.Just sayin', y'know?

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"Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown
On a backwards river the infidels shiver in the stench of belief.
And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late; I'm over the rails and out of the race
The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw are ringing in my ears"
-Beck

Go buy or rent Buffy season 3. Pay close attention to the episode "Enemies".Ow. Ow. OW.

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"Egos drone and pose alone, Like black balloons, all banged and blown
On a backwards river the infidels shiver in the stench of belief.
And tell my mama I'm a hundred years late; I'm over the rails and out of the race
The crippled psalms of an age that won't thaw are ringing in my ears"
-Beck

I got nothing against Lana. Although I prefer Chloe.