How 'bout some old fashioned "yo' mama" jokes?
Yo' mama so dumb, when yo' daddy tells her to make up her mind she puts on lipstick.
Yo' mama so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
Yo' mama so ugly, her mama had to get drunk to breast-feed her.
Yo' mama so big, when God said "let there be light" he had to kick her fat ass out of the way.
Yo' mama so fat, her shadow has stretch marks.
Yo' mama so ugly, when she sits down on a sandy beach cats come up and try to bury her.
Yo' mama so big, when she goes in the ocean it screws up the tide forecasts.
Yo' mama so hairy, she looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo' mama so old, her birth certificate's expired.
Yo' mama so dumb, she thinks safe sex means locking the car doors.
Yo' mama so dumb, when she tried to call an ambulance she died looking for the '11' key.
Keep America Safe
AND Free!