Is this joke in bad taste?

These are some short attention span jokes from my favorite comedian Doug Stanhope.So I told my girlfriend that I wanted to fuck her between the tits. She said, "How are you going to make that feel good for me." I said, "Right before I cum I'll stop punching you in the face."

A girl once said to me, "If god intended women to suck dick he would of made cum taste like chocolate." I told her, "Yeah, but he had to make it taste like bleach so you would remember to do the laundry."