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MangyTiger
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Message 181 of 217 (289639)
02-22-2006 9:01 PM
Reply to: Message 171 by Tal
02-22-2006 2:47 PM


I'd still rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than driving across a bridge with Ted Kennedy.

I very much doubt you are Ted Kennedy's type, so you should be safe.


I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then
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nator
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Message 182 of 217 (289643)
02-22-2006 9:51 PM
Reply to: Message 180 by Michael
02-22-2006 7:18 PM


yeah, but George Clooney trumps Janine Turner any day.
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nator
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Message 183 of 217 (289644)
02-22-2006 9:53 PM
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02-22-2006 2:47 PM


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crashfrog
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Message 184 of 217 (289659)
02-23-2006 12:01 AM
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02-22-2006 7:18 PM


"Nobody ever heard of a great piece of elephant."
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Silent H
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Message 185 of 217 (289700)
02-23-2006 6:21 AM
Reply to: Message 180 by Michael
02-22-2006 7:18 PM


They've got Janine Turner!

Well if one actually noticed, one of the things they did was choose a group of relatively younger women for the reps, and a bunch of relatively (well almost objectively) older women for the dems. Let's see how ugly a shot of janine turner we can get once she reaches old age. Wrinkles and sagginess happen to everyone, and increase the chance of a really bad picture being taken.

Although I understand why Tal's joke isn't exactly "fair", it was a joke after all. I have to say the pictures on both sides (with schraf's addition) are pretty scary... and funny. Maybe someone has some bad shots of independents?

AbE: Oh yeah I should note, that the "good looking" dems are way overpowering the "good looking" reps at this point. Tal better produce more or they lost my vote.

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holmes
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Message 186 of 217 (289904)
02-23-2006 8:48 PM


Primed...
Prime Time


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nator
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Message 187 of 217 (290014)
02-24-2006 8:11 AM


forgot to include this guy
another reason most women vote Democratic:


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Dan Carroll
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Message 188 of 217 (290051)
02-24-2006 10:19 AM
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02-24-2006 8:11 AM


Re: forgot to include this guy
Illinois Boys... reco'nize.


"We had survived to turn on the History Channel
And ask our esteemed panel, Why are we alive? And here's how they replied:
You're what happens when two substances collide
And by all accounts you really should have died."
-Andrew Bird
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nator
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Message 189 of 217 (290074)
02-24-2006 12:04 PM
Reply to: Message 188 by Dan Carroll
02-24-2006 10:19 AM


Re: forgot to include this guy
That man is *fine*.
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Silent H
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Message 190 of 217 (290086)
02-24-2006 12:20 PM
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02-24-2006 8:11 AM


Re: forgot to include this guy
another reason most women vote Democratic:

You should have posted a picture of his opponent in the last election. The choice was obvious, even for a guy.


holmes
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Dan Carroll
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Message 191 of 217 (290100)
02-24-2006 12:49 PM
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02-24-2006 12:20 PM


Re: forgot to include this guy
Bringing it back to humor, I loved Jon Stewart's election night comment on Obama vs. Keyes. It went something to the effect of, "88% of the vote went to Barack Obama, while Alan Keyes took only 11%... which just goes to show that 11% of the people in Illinois wear tin-foil hats and wet themselves."
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Silent H
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Message 192 of 217 (290114)
02-24-2006 1:31 PM
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02-24-2006 12:49 PM


Re: forgot to include this guy
Bringing it back to humor, I loved Jon Stewart's

Keeping it on the subject of Jon Stewart humor and Illinois politics, did you see that Blagoyevich (Ill. gov for those not in the know) did not realize that the Daily Show was a comedy show and was startled by the questions posed to him?

Can someone so unhip be left in charge of our state?


holmes
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nator
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Message 193 of 217 (290134)
02-24-2006 2:32 PM
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02-24-2006 1:31 PM


Re: forgot to include this guy
quote:
Can someone so unhip be left in charge of our state?

...or with such lousy assistants that didn't do any research on the show to tell him what to expect?


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Dan Carroll
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Message 194 of 217 (290150)
02-24-2006 4:08 PM
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02-24-2006 1:31 PM


Re: forgot to include this guy
Yeah, as Schraf sorta hints at, I'm just left with the impression that Blagojevich's handlers really hate him.
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Michael
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Message 195 of 217 (290159)
02-24-2006 4:59 PM
Reply to: Message 182 by nator
02-22-2006 9:51 PM


uh, no
yeah, but George Clooney trumps Janine Turner any day.

I'm sorry, but this is wrong. There is something you may not know about George--he has a chromosomal defect. An arm from one of his X chromosomes is missing, making it look more like a "Y". Because of this condition he has thick dark hairs growing out of every orifice of his body, he belches often and loudly, and when driving alone he has one index finger planted firmly in his nose. In addition, he has an "outie" where there should be an "innie"--and I'm not talking about belly buttons. None of those conditions is in any way attractive.

Janine Turner's chromosomes are so perfect that to be near them will make you cry.


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