Lying about your programming at the age of 6
Why the incredulous attack on somebody's integrity? I started programming at the age of 6. My step-father bought me a Commodore-64 and showed me how to write BASIC. By the time I was 7 I had written my own (crappy) games and I was fluent in binary by the time I was 8 (I didn't know it was called binary at the time, but generating sprites required counting in binary for some insanely stupid reason).