So it could indeed be YOU that's out of touch with reality? perhaps it doesn't happen on your streets, perhaps it does, but your TV evangelists sure are raking in tens of millions of dollars from the gullible American public. Now THAT deosn't happen in Scotland.
Oh, to be Celtic and pure in Scotland! Bring on the bagpipes and put on the wode!
And sometimes it is so cold here that you don't need to put woad on to look blue.
"Woad," of course! Thanks for the correct spelling. Scotland has always been a fascination to me. Just curious: Do people from Scotland call themselves "Scots," "Scotch," pr 'Scottish"?