On the border of Portsmouth, NH and Kittery, ME in northern New England.
A coastal city that is 45 minutes north of Boston, 45 minutes south of Portland (Maine), and 45 minutes west of Manchester. Basically it's in the middle of nowhere.
It's quaint.... Way too quaint for someone like me who's lived in major metropolises all my life.
A ton of history though, which I like. That's like its only redeeming quality.
"Political correctness is tyranny with manners." -- Charlton Heston