Reverend Minister of Law John Ashcroft responds:
I want to thank each of you who hold dear to our values for investing yourselves in the mission of Christ, of redemption and forgiveness. However, it has come to my attention that two of our posters have forgotton that this nation was founded upon belief in the Creator, and have turned from the righteous path.
Mammuthus, a reference to an evolutionist fantasy-beast, and Quetzal, which is clearly the endorsement of an Aztek god, have been discussing activities which clearly violate Sec. 113.2.14a of the U.S. code.
No, this is not the section of the code referring to planned assasinations of our foreign dictatorial allies, nor is it the code concerning illicit use of the airwaves. These citizens have defiled their souls by violating laws pertaining to discussion of paraphernalia designed to cause or inflict sexual activity in an extramarital, nonbreeding context.
When Pilot stepped before the people in Jerusalem and said, "Whom would ye that I release unto you? Barabbas or Jesus, which is called the Christ?" And when they said Barabbas, he said, "But what about Jesus, the king of the Jews?" And the outcry was "we have no king but Caesar."
There's a difference between a culture that has no king but Caesar, no standard but the civil authority, and a culture that has no king but Jesus, no standard but the eternal authority. As a nation founded firmly in the belief of our Lord, we must make an example of these two.
Effective immediately, I am ordering the incarceration of Mammuthus and Quetzal, and under the auspices of the USA Patriot Act which group such activities under the umbrella of "Domestic-Based Terrorism", shall be held without bond in a maximum security firing squad yard in the Azores Islands until their trial by jury of the Falwell family.
Yours in Christ,
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"Illuminant light,
illuminate me."
[This message has been edited by Rei, 09-29-2003]
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