Carroll vs Hambre - Peanut Gallery

With what international committee do I have to file a formal complaint that this thread is a damn sight funnier than the one it's supposed to be commenting on? I have to find a way to work the line "not fit to write the caption under the topless girl of the Bild Zeitung" into my staff meeting spiel today. You bastards should just go away.Two more Quetzions for Quetzal: did your bird avatar hit someone's picture window avatar? And how many points did I lose for the limerick?------------------
I would not let the chickens cross the antidote road because I was already hospitlized for trying to say this!-Brad McFall[This message has been edited by MrHambre, 09-29-2003]

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I haven't been following the debate (since this thread has been way more creative), but I thought Lovecraft's majordomo had already declared the winner. I bowed out and Dan took a victory lap. The peace pipe was long overdue.Anyway, off to New Jersey (state motto: "Pardon Our Appearance") on business this AM. Do they have electricity that far south yet?------------------
I would not let the chickens cross the antidote road because I was already hospitlized for trying to say this!-Brad McFall[This message has been edited by MrHambre, 10-02-2003]