Wow!! Really.
I am more of a work pants, and work shirt type of guy. Don't mind dressing up but then it is a black or navy suit with a white shirt. I don't think I would ever own let alone wear a silk scarf.
As for the hair. I go to the barber about every six weeks and tell him to buzz it on #1. I have never had a gold watch. Currently I wear a Timex expedition. About a $40 watch. Smartphone? All I need a phone to do is allow me to talk on it and text. I have only been texting about 2 years. Then only because that is how my friends communicate now. I am not at all a luddite but dont buy into trendy electronics or trendy websites(ala Facebook)
Finally I don't think I remember what it was like to be that young.
Appreciate the pic though. My wife should get quite a laugh. Maybe I better not show it to her after all. I am sure she would much prefer that guy to go to bed with.
Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts