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What do I Look Like? You tell me!

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onifre
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Message 124 of 159 (653222)
02-19-2012 11:45 AM

My take
Me:
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body builder
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How I picture everyone else:
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fat
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I'm probably pretty close to dead on with these pics.
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- Oni
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onifre
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Message 125 of 159 (653223)
02-19-2012 11:54 AM

A more accurate pic of Straggler
This is actually a pic of Straggler:
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fat man
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Taken during one of his Friday drink fests at work. Note, he's an evil ginger.
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- Oni
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onifre
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Message 147 of 159 (653688)
02-23-2012 3:40 PM 		Reply to: Message 132 by Straggler
02-22-2012 3:16 PM

Re: Light Relief
Actually until "Dark Oni" turned up with the fatso pics I thought the thread was...if not exactly serious...at least being taken vaguely seriously in terms of people providing pictorial representations of how they envisage other EvC members physically or otherwise.
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No fair, I really DO picture everyone like that.
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And that really is YOU, tell them, Straggler.
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- Oni
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onifre
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Message 148 of 159 (653689)
02-23-2012 3:43 PM 		Reply to: Message 140 by Shield
02-22-2012 6:12 PM

Re: Light Relief
Onifre seems to enjoy ruining threads these days..
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If by ruin you mean elevate the level of the discusion, then yes, you are right. I only provide the truth, if you can't accept it not my fault.
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Btw, you dont have to imagine how Onifre looks, he is googleable. He's a fat guy.
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- Oni
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onifre
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Message 149 of 159 (653690)
02-23-2012 3:46 PM 		Reply to: Message 142 by Straggler
02-22-2012 7:15 PM

Re: Light Relief
He was. When he was still funny. But it's like Samson in the bible and his hair thing. Since losing the weight and being buff Oni has lost his comedic mojo.
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I can't always be the jester here. Time to get serious.
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- Oni
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(For great humor follow me on twitter @OniPerez)
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onifre
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Message 151 of 159 (653695)
02-23-2012 3:58 PM 		Reply to: Message 150 by hooah212002
02-23-2012 3:54 PM

Re: Light Relief
DON'T DO IT!!! All he tweets about is horse cocks, marmalade and sex with transvestites.
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...and gardening.
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- Oni
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onifre
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Message 159 of 159 (653908)
02-25-2012 11:59 AM 		Reply to: Message 152 by Straggler
02-23-2012 6:55 PM

Re: Light Relief
Why would I deny it?
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Just making sure we stay honest.
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You have serious psychological issues and need treatement before you lose the plot completely and start shooting people you deem to be fat. Will your health insurance cover such treatement.
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No need to shoot anyone, just stop taking care of them and nuturing their heath issues related to too much gravy and honeybuns. Of course my insurance plan would cover this, we have a strict no fatties policy.
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Everyone's going to thank me when the zombie apocalypse hits and we're all in great shape. Rule #1: Cardio
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In the absence of your comedic mojo that is the the only rational course of action open to you.
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It's not absent, I just need to get paid for it. Capitalism, Straggler. Too long have I been giving it away for free in threads, keeping everyone in stitches over my creatively delivered jokes, one-liners and anecdotes. You guys were treated to the finest of comedy when I was "on". But no more; frankly, it's not fair to ME as the performer. I'm an artist, and that makes me special. So until I start seeing checks coming my way (Percy) I'm holstering the funny pistols.
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I think I, but most of all you guys, deserve my humor.
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But what else is there in life?
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Sit ups.
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- Oni
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