jazzlover_PR writes:
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One day when you die youll have to stand before his throne and give God an explanation to why you lived your life they way you did.
BZZZZT!
Pascal's Wager. I'm so sorry, jazzlover_PR. Johnny, tell him what parting gifts he has!
Well, Bob, jazzlover_PR has won himself a lifetime of anguish in someone else's hell! Yes, that's right. After spending all of his life fighting against Satan and worshipping the Christian god, jazzlover_PR gets a reward of going straight to Hades for his hubris. He'll be sentenced to solve a series of puzzles for which the instructions can be read in many ways. Every attempt to glean more information will be met with "Since it would just be a waste of my time to tell you, I won't." Of course, every proposed solution will conflict with something in the contradictory instructions. This being for his continued insistence that those around him are unworthy of explanations.
But, he won't get hungry because he'll have an afterlife-time supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat.
You didn't really think that the god that truly exists is the Christian one, did you?
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Rrhain
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