A chap's getting married, and decides he wants to surprise his fiance on their wedding night. One of his mates suggests he gets his wife's name tattooed on his penis, so that when he becomes aroused on the wedding night, her name will unfurl and she will be delighted.
Our man goes ahead with this, and the tattoo operation is a great success. When at rest, his penis just has a "W" and a "Y" showing, but when at full mast, it spells out "Wendy" in all its glory.
The wedding comes round, and is a suitably joyous occasion, and the happy couple jet off on honeymoon to Jamaica. The wedding night comes around, and our chap's surprise is a great success - Mrs Wendy could not be more delighted.
A few days later, in the hotel bar, our man has had a beer or two and pops to the toilet He's standing at the urinal, letting the beer escape, when a local comes in and stands next to him to do the same. Our chap looks down, and notices "W" and "Y" tattooed on his penis too.
"Wow", he says, "there's a coincidence - your wife is called Wendy too !"
"Hell no," says the local, "this says "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day" !
Could there be any greater conceit, than for someone to believe that the universe has to be simple enough for them to be able to understand it ?
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