So, now that Saddam's been captured, de-loused, and strip-searched, what kind of new hat should the hatters of Bagdad fashion for him to wear during his upcoming trials?
Remember the "shoe" insult? What kind or variety of shoes should be refashioned into a headdress for the Royal King of Spades to wear? Should it be the single combat boot worn by an invading Marine or Special Forces troop? Should it be a Kurdish sandal? Or should the Emperor's new headwear consist of a patchwork of various shoe leathers contributed from many sources of his previous subjegation, torture, and murder?
Let's hear it from any member who has an idea. Then let's forward the best suggestion to the fashion bugs in Bagdad so they can make Saddam some new headwear to replace his old school fedora.