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Barbacoa, or the meat scraped off a cow head, is one of Nature's six most devine meals,...
mmmmmmmmmm... face meat! Can't have a descent breakfast taco without a good serving of face meat.
Was put off of it at first when I heard what it was... but, started to enjoy it after I got over myself. Kind of like eating the overdone bits of a well cooked brisket.
- Babelfish
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babelfish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.