I guarantee they have not found anything.
That's going to be a short press conference then.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the press, we have called you here to announce that we haven't found anything. Are there any questions? Yes, you at the back.
What? No, of course I can't give you any further details. The thing about things which aren't anything is that they don't
have any details.
Any other questions? Yes, the lady in the front row?
Where and
how didn't we find anything? We didn't find anything anywhere. Using any of our instruments.
Any other questions? Ah, Murchson of the
New York Times, isn't it? Yes, an excellent question. Yes, I
am sorry for wasting your time like this.
Yes, I know that there have been questions about the long-term viability of the project, but so long as Congress continues to vote us funding, we shall continue our search for intelligence in creationists."