Sandy Hook was staged by the Obama administration as a means to take away our guns
Alternate theory: Sandy Hook was staged by the gun and ammo manufacturers to create a panic about confiscation and thus a run on their products. Follow the money.
note: this is a satirical theory, not my actual beliefs
It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds
soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden i found myself in love with the world
And so there was only one thing I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang along ling long - Jesus Built my Hotrod Ministry
Live every week like it's Shark Week! - Tracey Jordan
Just a monkey in a long line of kings. - Matthew Good
If "elitist" just means "not the dumbest motherfucker in the room", I'll be an elitist! - Get Your War On
*not an actual doctor
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