The Brand New Birther Thread

Because this is way too funny to stop now.Faith, you were saying?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwZSQrDuYzo

It's all part of life's rich tapestry.

But that would not be reading it literally, because that is not what it literally says. Good point, apart from the fact that it's complete bollocks.Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.

Ah, so anyone who points out that you're spreading dumb lies is like the Communist Chinese.Apart from being right of course. Well, how about this: the bullshit debunked by snopes has no evidence for it. In particular, you can't find where Occidental College released any such information. Then by all means supply it instead of posting the dishonest trash invented to "prove" that point. And you know this because?(a) You can read minds.
(b) The voices in your head whispered it to you.
(c) Other (please specify). And yet shockingly I have known people to so flout the rules of civilized discourse as to attack Obama, who is a person and not an institution. You should have a word with those pesky miscreants.

OK, but shouldn't there be some point at which they stop acting like the infidel and go all Allahu Akbar on our asses? Otherwise what's the point? Now here we have Obama, allegedly a Secret Muslim, who's spent eight years acting like an infidel while being the most powerful man in the world. So when's he going to turn Muslim on us, and in what way? Perhaps ... oh noes! ... perhaps when he's retired and sitting on a beach in Hawaii, he's going to sip an alcohol free pina colada? And thus his long-nurtured plan will reach its fiendish culmination.

So your point is ... that sure, maybe the economy got better under Obama ... but that's only because Obama and his allies made it get better?The fiends! The cunning, cunning fiends!

But that's never dissuaded you from holding forth with absolute iron-clad certainty on any other subject, and by god, it's not going to stop you doing so about this one. I'm not hearing a lot of talk about that. Perhaps your method of gauging what people are talking about is oversampling paranoid lunatics? U.S. corporations earn record high profits, pay record low taxes. Ooh, a conspiracy theory! Tell me more! The man in the street voted for Clinton, remember?Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.

That's not just wrong in "various ways", it's wrong in every conceivable way. Or it's evidence thatt Obama's still President ...Dow Jones - 10 Year Daily Chart | MacroTrends Not really, most people can see through him. If you can't, that's because you're exceptionally good at being deceived.

Slavery? Segregation? The right to hang Quakers? Your guess is as good as mine.

Don't you think you've been sufficiently mocked for this already? A bunch of vague bullshit without a shred of substantiating evidence ... yeah, I'm sold. Because not only is Obama a foreigner, but all foreigners are Obama.

It fits none of the known facts, since Obama is not foreign, was not a student in Chicago, and does not have magical powers of precognition, THAT BIT DIDN'T MAKE YOU A TINY BIT SUSPICIOUS?

With regards to the lie about Obama's grandmother, see hereAnd the literary agent ... tell us, Faith, if she was telling the truth, how could she have possibly found it out? Did she have psychic powers too?Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.

You can sill make me laugh out loud. Your use of the word "obviously" ... wow, comedic genius.So, tell me more about this conspiracy. Apparently they'd already planned it out, "in some detail", but one of the details they forgot was to not go around telling every random stranger that Obama was ineligible to become President.Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.

Why not? People make mistakes. For example, in the thread where you first raised this nonsense, you said that Goderich was "Obama's literary agent" and that the pamphlet in question was "A HARVARD PUBLICATION" based on "HARVARD OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS". Did you have to have a source? Did the source have to be accurate? Well, can you think of any explanation that isn't supernatural? (I know thinking of non-magical explanations for hings is not your field of expertise, but give it a go.) This appears to be gibberish, would you like to have another run at it?Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.