... the only way to get her to shuttup ... is to get her drunk.
My mom's not happy without a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other, she's had breast cancer, chemo therapy and a mastectomy and still smokes a pack a day, even though she had an allergic reaction to the first chemo therapy chemical and doesn't want to go through that process again anyway. She takes several drives a day so that she doesn't forget where she is.
... will proceed to tell in detail about her sex life with my father ...
That's not normal?
Maybe we should move this to the {return to humor} thread?
ps - sometimes {pot\hemp\mj\weed} works wonders on otherwise verobse visitors. My parents keep some in stock for a particular friend.
Of course it has no effect on my mom at all .... none.
This message has been edited by RAZD, 11*24*2005 08:34 AM
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