TrueCreation writes:
I'm beginning to wonder why at least 98% of the comments against Hovind are Jokes and not scientific credibility. (Here comes another Joke)
There's a chemistry joke that goes, "Poor Johnny, poor Johnny, he is no more, what he thought was H
2O was H
2SO
4."
Of course, if you don't know a little chemistry it's not funny, because you don't know that H
2SO
4 is sulfuric acid. If you know even less chemistry then you don't know that H
2O is water and the rhyme makes no sense at all.
To people unfamiliar with science Hovind's arguments might seem to have merit, but to those familiar with science his contributions are outright laughable. They're so wild and so outlandish they don't merit serious attention. It would make as much sense to rebut the science of the Cow Jumped Over the Moon nursery rhyme. Which has been done by the way, despite
photographic evidence to the contrary. I couldn't find the satirical rebuttal, but I did find this cute postscript at
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Square/2041/heydiddlediddle.htm :
The cat was declared a dangerous offender
and is now serving a sentence of
indeterminent length
It took awhile to figure out that Diddle Diddle
was more than just a nickname...
The cow has been apprehended
for entering restricted airspace
and is being held for questioning by NASA who
would like to know just how
she managed to get enough
thrust to reach escape velocity...
The little dog was impounded for breaking
several noise by-laws
his owners are trying to raise the funds
to get him out of the pound...
The dish and the spoon are now living an
alternate lifestyle in an upscale section
of San Francisco where they are active
in the Housewares Pride Movement...
--Percy
[This message has been edited by Percipient, 01-20-2002]