I'd join the ninja religion, because ninjas are REAL ULTIMATE POWER!
Ok, not really. But I do think religions with their own martial arts are kinda neat. It'd be cool if Christian monks had to study Shaolin Fist or something...
But ultimately I don't see what I could get from religion that I couldn't get as an astute observer of human behavior...
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