Lovejoy: And the lord said, "Whack ye the serpents which crawl on their bellies, and they town shall be a beacon unto others." So you see, Lisa... even God himself endorses whacking day.
Lisa: Lemme see that book.
Lovejoy: ...no.
I recall another lisa/lovejoy discussion in which Lovejoy delivers a classic observation. Lisa asks if something is a sin...
Lovejoy: Oh Lisa, everything is a sin. Have you ever read this thing (indicates bible)? You know, technically we're not even allowed to go to the bathroom.