So if we take the section of the Bible which begins with "In the beginning" and ends with "The grace of the Lord Jesus be with all the Saints. Amen," how do we know that God's definition of this isn't "HA HA! I'm just screwing with you! 6,000 years? Honestly, are you people dense or something? What the Hell did you think all those dinosaur bones were doing there?"
Exactly. If God's using his own private language then Bible could well be telling us to worship Pontius Pilate.
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