P.S. Your 'invisible pink unicorn' doesn't answer personal prayer. The God that I serve does. Often.
On the contrary. When your prayers are being fulfilled, they are being fulfilled by the IPU/FSM tag team. See, the IPU and FSM aren't jealous gods. They are ok with your non-belief and will help you because that's love. You are just too blind and ignorant to see it and accept it. Christianity is blinding you. Come to Pastafarianism and see the light my brother.
I just pray you are touched by his noodley appendage some day so you can enjoy the beer fountain with the rest of us.
rAmen
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