And 150 years from now, the Discalced Brad McFall Acolytes will have split from the Sandal-Shod Brad McFall Acolytes over a difference in interpretation of 'All About Brad McFall,' Message 19, verse 8.
This will of course lead to the Great Sandals War that will rage for 100 years until it is decisively won by the Barefoot Mcfallians. Though initially at a disadvantage in armaments, they finally prevail when then unleash a phalanx of Bradley armored vehicles (that's phalanx Faith, not phallus). Their theological control of the planet complete, they declare themselves the followers of the Prince of Posts.
His kingdom come in the neo-Kantian sense of the disproportionation of the universal Gladishevianistic entirety as we ready deduce from the axioms of abstract realizations in, of, and about Ptolomeic mechanics.