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nator
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Message 46 of 110 (57866)
09-25-2003 8:33 PM
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09-22-2003 4:40 PM


bump

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nator
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From: Ann Arbor
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Message 47 of 110 (58222)
09-27-2003 8:00 PM
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09-25-2003 8:33 PM


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nator
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Posts: 12961
From: Ann Arbor
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Message 48 of 110 (58272)
09-28-2003 8:53 AM


Keyster, are you gone?

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Rei
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From: Iowa City, IA
Joined: 09-03-2003


Message 49 of 110 (58344)
09-28-2003 5:27 PM
Reply to: Message 48 by nator
09-28-2003 8:53 AM


Ya know, fundies have this nasty tendancy to dissapear around here.... shame, really.
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"Illuminant light,
illuminate me."

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HigherLove
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Message 50 of 110 (62015)
10-21-2003 10:21 PM
Reply to: Message 1 by Eximius
09-12-2003 5:53 AM


You can't just SAY you believe he died for us...you have to BELIEVE.
Read this:
John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
It says whoever BELIEVES in him...not SAYS he believes him. Jesus knows your heart.
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Jesus is my hero!
Sarah

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sidelined
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Message 51 of 110 (62018)
10-21-2003 11:19 PM
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10-21-2003 10:21 PM


Why does Jesus hate some people?

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HigherLove
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Message 52 of 110 (69335)
11-25-2003 11:27 PM
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10-21-2003 11:19 PM


Jesus loves everyone...

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Zoraster's evil twin
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Message 53 of 110 (72577)
12-12-2003 5:20 PM
Reply to: Message 52 by HigherLove
11-25-2003 11:27 PM


mike the wiz; open minded? I should say a prayer and get down on my knees once a day and just go through the motions even though i don't believe- to get into heaven? What kind of weak and stupid god have you created for yourself, who can't even diagnose the mind of his own creation? I have found the faith I once stood on unstable and full of holes THROUGH openmindedness, I am the one who is saved through my throwing down of shackles that bound me. It is you who will suffer here and now, and all the more so when you recieve no bribe in the end, for I have found peace in the present.

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Zoraster's evil twin
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Message 54 of 110 (72580)
12-12-2003 5:22 PM
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12-12-2003 5:20 PM


oh and a correction to that pal, Jesus LOV-ED everyone, he died a few generations back maybe you haven't heard, or perhaps you believe he lives ?

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Rei
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From: Iowa City, IA
Joined: 09-03-2003


Message 55 of 110 (72589)
12-12-2003 5:49 PM


"Jesus loves me, this I know, because {the ancient traditions and legends of a particular nomadic desert shepherd tribe copied numerous times with contradictory versions merged together in committee and with random texts included and excluded from the cannon, sometimes by voting, that we know as} the Bible tells me so!"
Hmm, it doesn't come across nearly as euphonic this way.. better stick with the original.
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"Illuminant light,
illuminate me."
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HigherLove
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Message 56 of 110 (74788)
12-23-2003 12:13 AM
Reply to: Message 54 by Zoraster's evil twin
12-12-2003 5:22 PM


Yes, Jesus died...but his spirit is alive within all of us. It doesn't matter whether or not you believe that us Christians are stupid for believing in our Lord and Savior, the one who SAVED us from an eternity in HELL. It doesn't change the fact that God IS up there and is watching every move we make, and though I would never have the power to condemn you to hell, He does, and accepting him is the only way out of it. You act as if only Christians are dumb for believing in the unseen. That is faith. What about all the other religions which believe in the unseen, and who's "gods" are a figment of their imaginations. Jesus walked this earth and God allowed his only son to be persecuted and crucified on the cross in order to save our souls.
~Sarah

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Rrhain
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Message 57 of 110 (74823)
12-23-2003 7:55 AM
Reply to: Message 56 by HigherLove
12-23-2003 12:13 AM


HigherLove writes:
quote:
though I would never have the power to condemn you to hell, He does, and accepting him is the only way out of it.
BZZZZT!
Pascal's Wager. I'm so sorry, HigherLove. Johnny, tell him what parting gifts he has!
Well, Bob, HigherLove has won himself a lifetime of anguish in someone else's hell! Yes, that's right. After spending all of his life fighting against Satan and worshipping the Christian god, HigherLove gets a reward of going straight to Hades for his hubris. He'll be sentenced to solve a series of puzzles for which the instructions can be read in many ways. Every attempt to glean more information will be met with "Since it would just be a waste of my time to tell you, I won't." Of course, every proposed solution will conflict with something in the contradictory instructions. This being for his continued insistence that those around him are unworthy of explanations.
But, he won't get hungry because he'll have an afterlife-time supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat.
You didn't really think that the god that truly exists is the Christian one, did you?
Besides, isn't condemning someone to hell for eternity not a very loving thing to do?
quote:
What about all the other religions which believe in the unseen, and who's "gods" are a figment of their imaginations.
What about them? They're not here condemning people to hell. You are. What makes you think your vision of what god is like is the right one and not theirs?
quote:
Jesus walked this earth and God allowed his only son to be persecuted and crucified on the cross in order to save our souls.
Says who? You? Why should we believe you? All the other religions don't believe it so what makes your claim any more believable?
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Rrhain
WWJD? JWRTFM!

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mike the wiz
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Message 58 of 110 (74832)
12-23-2003 8:41 AM
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12-23-2003 7:55 AM


Says who? You? Why should we believe you? All the other religions don't believe it so what makes your claim any more believable?
Well, ofcourse Rrhain, it is a matter of belief, Jesus himself said that. Nothing can make him more believable to YOU except you, it's simple you believe or you don't.
As for hell, no one here has condemned you to hell, nor is it necessary.
What about them? They're not here condemning people to hell. You are.
I'm confused, did someone say YOU are going to hell?

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Rrhain
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From: San Diego, CA, USA
Joined: 05-03-2003


Message 59 of 110 (74983)
12-24-2003 9:12 AM
Reply to: Message 58 by mike the wiz
12-23-2003 8:41 AM


mike the wiz responds to me:
quote:
quote:
Says who? You? Why should we believe you? All the other religions don't believe it so what makes your claim any more believable?
Well, ofcourse Rrhain, it is a matter of belief, Jesus himself said that.
By so have a multitude of other supposed children of god. Why should yours be taken any more seriously than the others?
quote:
Nothing can make him more believable to YOU except you
Well, according to WILLOWTREE, I need god to do it for me.
quote:
As for hell, no one here has condemned you to hell
Um, let's review what HigherLove said:
though I would never have the power to condemn you to hell, He does, and accepting him is the only way out of it.
In short, HigherLove is trying to claim that he's not condemning anybody to hell, but he actually is. After all, he's the one saying that somebody is going to go to hell if he doesn't do what TruthLover says. God isn't posting here.
Ergo, I was being condemned to hell.
quote:
nor is it necessary.
According to TruthLover, it is. Why else mention it?
quote:
quote:
What about them? They're not here condemning people to hell. You are.
I'm confused, did someone say YOU are going to hell?
Yes.
TruthLover said that if I did not do what he said, I would be sent to hell.
That's condemning someone to hell.
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Rrhain
WWJD? JWRTFM!

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Abshalom
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Message 60 of 110 (74986)
12-24-2003 10:03 AM
Reply to: Message 59 by Rrhain
12-24-2003 9:12 AM


So What's to Argue?
Isn't it quite clear in Revelation that the primary prerequisite for entry into heaven, which by the way only occurs at the Grand General Resurrection near the End of Time according to that book, is to be a card carrying member (yeah, they're gonna be checking your DNA, folks) of one of the "Thirteen Tribes" of Israel and Judah?
Another prerequisite is that you not be branded on the hand or the forehead with the Name (or number) of the Beast. Of course there will be some delay on this account until St. Peter is informed as to whether that number is 666 or 616. Film at nine.

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