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dpardo Inactive Member |
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!" Silence. Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said,"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!" From allthejokes.com
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sidelined Member (Idle past 5938 days) Posts: 3435 From: Edmonton Alberta Canada Joined: |
A no-good husband had been laying out, drinking and chasing women, then came home about 3am. Knowing he would be in BIG trouble, he came up with a plan... he'd sneak into the bedroom and perform oral sex on the wife. THAT always made her happy. Sure enough, he snuck into the dark bedroom, slipped quietly over to the bed and did the oral sex. She sleepily moaned and groaned, so he knew everything was ok. Afterwards, he went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he flipped on the light, to his astonishment, he saw his wife sitting on the toilet! "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??" He yells! "shhhh", she whispered..."you'll wake Mother!" Courtesy of this site Bad Taste Jokes
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SoulSlay Member (Idle past 5641 days) Posts: 44 From: billy's puddle, BC Joined: |
OH GOD! THAT WAS FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!
I PUKED WHEN I READ IT!!!! Good job. BTW, i told the nun joke to my catholic friends and they loved it. I have yet to tell it to a preist This message has been edited by SoulSlay, 12-15-2004 08:33 PM
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Coragyps Member (Idle past 765 days) Posts: 5553 From: Snyder, Texas, USA Joined: |
Not such bad taste, but I liked it anyway:
A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things Ilike most - cars and men." "What's your name?" she asked. "Beerfuck," he said.
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lfen Member (Idle past 4708 days) Posts: 2189 From: Oregon Joined: |
Does anyone share my appreciation for a good shaggy dog story?
I actually love a well told shaggy dog story. I've also found that people stop telling jokes after I tell a shaggy dog story which is also something I find useful at times. Shaggy dogs stories aren't really in bad taste per se, but some people do find them objectionable. lfen
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berberry Inactive Member |
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.
Further studies are expected. Keep America Safe AND Free! |
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Percy Member Posts: 22506 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 5.4 |
I like this one, perhaps for nostalgic reasons. I first heard it in 1967, not the same but not much different, and with the punch line, "Step aside girls, I have to gargle!"
I believe the old joke about the secretaries had been related just before: One secretary says to two other secretaries, "Last week I found a box of rubbers in the bosses desk and poked a hole in each one." One secretary laughed, the other fainted. Appropriately, this was among sophomores in high school. And for those of you doing the math to determine my age, yes, you're correct, I'm 29. --Percy
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jar Member (Idle past 424 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
Oh, to have been a soph in 1967. Oh wait, that would have meant I was too young to go into bars or liquor stores?
As an aside, for our younger members, what do you think life in the 60's through early 70's was like? Wait, not here, I'll start a thread. Aslan is not a Tame Lion
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Asgara Member (Idle past 2333 days) Posts: 1783 From: Wisconsin, USA Joined: |
oh right....like you're gonna pretend that you remember?
Asgara "Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever....but get over it" http://asgarasworld.bravepages.comhttp://perditionsgate.bravepages.com
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bob_gray Member (Idle past 5044 days) Posts: 243 From: Virginia Joined: |
Heard this one from my very catholic sister, also seasonally appropriate.
Q: What do priests and Christmas trees have in common? A: They both have balls but they are only for decoration.
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berberry Inactive Member |
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Buzsaw Inactive Member |
Now, I think this Joke isn't it bad taste at all but others have said it is because it mentions "40 million dead Muslims". What do you think? Is it in bad taste? Why? So long as they died in 'holy war'/Jihad, the joke may be implicating a blessing upon them, considering the alleged rewards, except that what would the women and children want with 70 beautiful virgins?. This message has been edited by buzsaw, 12-19-2004 02:35 PM The immeasurable present is forever consuming the eternal future and extending the infinite past. buz
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Silent H Member (Idle past 5850 days) Posts: 7405 From: satellite of love Joined: |
So long as they died in 'holy war'/Jihad, the joke may be implicating a blessing upon them, considering the alleged rewards, except that what would the women and children want with 70 beautiful virgins?. Yes buz, this joke is in bad taste. holmes "...what a fool believes he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.."(D. Bros)
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Buzsaw Inactive Member |
Yes buz, this joke is in bad taste. It wasn't a joke. It was a sad commentary relative to Islamic doctrine about the thread topic joke. This message has been edited by buzsaw, 12-19-2004 07:33 PM
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AdminAsgara Administrator (Idle past 2333 days) Posts: 2073 From: The Universe Joined: |
Let's not even go there boys. This thread is about tasteless jokes. I don't want it splintering off on Muslim doctrine.
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