Global Monetary Crisis Upon This Planet Fast Emerging!!

Since inflation has been low, and in fact sometimes negative, since Obama took office, perhaps you could console yourself with the thought that "our enemy" isn't very good at carrying out his diabolical inflationary schemes.Also his plan to have us all attacked by venomous flying wombats has not yet yielded one single venomous flying wombat. It's almost like he's not really trying.

You're assuming that this is something he's trying to avoid.

In related news, Private S. W. Winterson broke his nose when he tripped over his shoelaces. Did his Commander-In-Chief deliberately lace his shoes up too loosely? Was Obama's failure to employ a double knot mere negligence, or something more sinister? We have a right to know.

So, let's get this straight. If a U.S. helicopter is shot down by the Taliban, killing Navy SEALs, and the President is white, that's a well-planned operation. But if a U.S. helicopter is shot down by the Taliban, killing Navy SEALs, and the President is black, we must consider the sinister possibility that the operation went according to plan.

Yes it is. It's another example of the C-in-C personally making decisions about operational minutiae in a manner detrimental to Our Troops. He ties their shoelaces, he picks their helicopters, quite possibly he brushes their teeth for them and is responsible for all cases of military gingivitis. We should really have arranged an armistice with the Taliban after killing their leader. Obama shoulda phoned them up and said: "Could we have a few months break from this war stuff now?" I'm sure they'd have said yes if he asked real nice. "Involved" in that they were from the same unit. Not one of them was part of the mission to kill OBL.Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.

I can't resist it ... he's like a piata full of delicious crazy candy.

But since they always achieve the exact opposite of their aspirations, this is not a cause for concern. They want runaway inflation, and inflation is low; they want Sharia law, we got gay marriage and the repeal of DADT; they want Sharia law to "rapidly advance over this planet, from nation to nation", and yet not one single nation has adopted Sharia law since Obama was elected; they want to "impoverish us all" and presided over the recovery of the stock market and record profits for US corporations; they want the terrorists to win but inadvertently shot Osama Bin Laden; they want to destroy the military but accidentally increased defense spending; they want to tax us to death, and yet government revenue as a proportion of GDP is the lowest it's been in sixty years ... apparently they always achieve the exact opposite of their objectives. I just wish they could make it one of their priorities to make sure that I don't get free beer.

That's not evidence, that's stuff someone's made up. I've just been checking a few of their checkable figures at random. They all turned out to be completely wrong, sometimes by a whole order of magnitude.

... says the guy who gave us a video full of unreferenced figures but demands that I supply references.Fortunately I can. Let's look at a couple of their figures. The video puts the Muslim population of Belgium at 25%. But the U.S. State Department puts it at 3.8% (approximately 400,000 Muslims among approximately 10.3 million Belgians). The video puts the fertility rate (births per woman) in the U.S. at 1.6. Meanwhile the Census Bureau puts it at "around 2.1".So where are the people who made the video getting their figures and quotations? Oh, right, they don't say.Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.Edited by Dr Adequate, : Edited to add "of Belgium", 'cos without it the post didn't make sense.