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1.61803
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Message 11 of 91 (695908)
04-10-2013 10:11 AM


shrinkage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEnKLhi83J8
Hilarious Seinfield episode.
realizing he was short changed) I was in the pool! I was in the pool!
[Jerry and George talking in Jerry's room]
GEORGE: Did she do it on purpose?
JERRY: It was my fault, I told her the wrong door.
GEORGE: I was supposed to see her. She wasn't supposed to see me.
JERRY: So what?
GEORGE: Well ordinarily I wouldn't mind. But...
JERRY: But...
GEORGE: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold...
JERRY: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.
GEORGE: Yes. Significant shrinkage.
JERRY: So you feel you were short changed.
GEORGE: Yes! I mean, if she thinks that's me she's under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.
JERRY: Well, so what's the difference?
GEORGE: What if she discusses it with Jane?
JERRY: Oh, she's not gonna tell Jane.
GEORGE: How do you know?
JERRY: Women aren't like us.
GEORGE: They're worse! They're much worse than us, they talk about everything! Couldn't you at least tell her about the shrinkage factor?
JERRY: No, I'm not gonna tell her about your shrinkage. Besides, I think women know about shrinkage.
GEORGE: How do women know about shrinkage?
JERRY: Isn't it common knowledge?
GEORGE & JERRY: (Elaine walking down the hall they notice her and wave her into the room) Elaine! Get! (She enters)
GEORGE: Do women know about shrinkage?
ELAINE: What do you mean, like laundry?
GEORGE: No.
JERRY: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
ELAINE: It shrinks?
JERRY: Like a frightened turtle!
ELAINE: Why does it shrink?
GEORGE: It just does.
ELAINE: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
Edited by 1.61803, : bad spelling

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1.61803
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Message 12 of 91 (695909)
04-10-2013 10:52 AM
Reply to: Message 5 by Omnivorous
04-09-2013 11:32 PM


Re: it matters
I can't think of any way in which penis size would be a valid proxy for general fitness.
Me either. However we humans are a strange bunch. Humans tend to conflate penis size with virility, sexual prowess and masculinity. It was that way in the past and it seems to be that way today.
The penis song: by Monty Python
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ

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Message 21 of 91 (695953)
04-10-2013 3:34 PM
Reply to: Message 20 by bluegenes
04-10-2013 3:18 PM


Re: Micro-evolution by country.
Hmmmmm....Lying limeys.

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Message 43 of 91 (696454)
04-16-2013 10:06 AM
Reply to: Message 42 by Dogmafood
04-16-2013 9:53 AM


Re: it matters
Now days there are dating sites. Woman and men can both sit back in the comfort of they're home and select those they find attractive.
Nowhere on these site do I see a block that request you indicate the size of your John Thomas.
I do think it would be a interesting study to interview those who did eventually copulate as what the intital decisive factor was.
I believe it is facial symmetry and indicators of good health.
The penis size does not enter in to it. ha ha. pun intended.
However I do agree with Rox, there has to be something to work with.
Edited by 1.61803, : No reason given.
Edited by 1.61803, : removed redundancy.

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Message 65 of 91 (696862)
04-19-2013 9:56 AM
Reply to: Message 62 by NoNukes
04-19-2013 12:54 AM


Re: Penile correlations and rape in the past
NoNukes writes:
How much change is attributable to non-genetic factors like health and diet.
Or due to swedish penis enlargers for that matter!

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