What Is "Intellectual Dishonesty"?

That's so weird. I know at least three gay couples that have been together for 20 years or more. Yet my heterosexual parents are divorced.How could that possibly be, though? God's plan totally should have kept them together, and blown the sinning homosexual couples asunder. Yes.This message has been edited by Dan Carroll, 09-29-2004 03:53 PM

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"If I had to write ten jokes about potholders, I don't think I could do it. But I could write ten jokes about Catholicism in the next twenty minutes. I guess I'm drawn to religion because I can be provocative without harming something people really care about, like their cars."
-George Meyer, Simpsons writer

They didn't have to. The baby Jesus obviously pushed them apart, because they fell out of step with God's holy plan.I still don't get how those homosexual couples stayed together, though. I guess that technically they will one day be separated by death, but that doesn't really count, does it?

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"If I had to write ten jokes about potholders, I don't think I could do it. But I could write ten jokes about Catholicism in the next twenty minutes. I guess I'm drawn to religion because I can be provocative without harming something people really care about, like their cars."
-George Meyer, Simpsons writer

I think it'd be great if you could explain how they're still together, despite your statement that the absence of God would prevent the union from lasting.Their input shouldn't matter. They are homosexual... they are still together. Your earlier statement doesn't provide for any exceptions.

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"If I had to write ten jokes about potholders, I don't think I could do it. But I could write ten jokes about Catholicism in the next twenty minutes. I guess I'm drawn to religion because I can be provocative without harming something people really care about, like their cars."
-George Meyer, Simpsons writer

I'll probably be gone from work before it's approved, but I'd be happy to pick it up tomorrow morning.

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"If I had to write ten jokes about potholders, I don't think I could do it. But I could write ten jokes about Catholicism in the next twenty minutes. I guess I'm drawn to religion because I can be provocative without harming something people really care about, like their cars."
-George Meyer, Simpsons writer

The Onion's always nice for putting things in perspective...The Onion | America's Finest News Source.

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"If I had to write ten jokes about potholders, I don't think I could do it. But I could write ten jokes about Catholicism in the next twenty minutes. I guess I'm drawn to religion because I can be provocative without harming something people really care about, like their cars."
-George Meyer, Simpsons writer