List of potential side-effects(continued):
- Fetal syndrome
- Car Accidents
- Homicides
- Suicides
Er...well what do you know.
Maybe it'll make you feel better to know that permanent side-effects of alcohol can be minimimized if handled responsibly in the future. Brain tissue, for example, might not be able to reform, but already existing neurons can branch out to increase your thinking power once again. Hell, eating some fish to supply your brain with polyunsaturated fat over a long period of time might even compensate for your previous drinking habits.
Moral of the story: Don't drink like the fish; eat the fish.
It's too bad that it's so much more fun to drink like the fish....