Well that was depressing, or was it funny? Abbot and Costello did it better in any case.
Who dominated the land first?
Dinosaur.
Dino saw're who dominated the land first?
No that was Darwin.
If Darwin was a man and a man saw who dominated the land first then men must have dominated the land first.
No Apes came before men.
Aaaaaaabbbbbboootttt! Then why are the apes still around?
Hahahahahhhahahhhahaha!!!!!
AbE: Oh yeah, I'm not sure what all scientists fear, but I personally fear wholly ignorant and science illiterate people discussing science as if they are equal in knowledge to a scientist and trying to change what it is through political fiat, like the poor man's version of abbot and costello from your OP quote.
This message has been edited by holmes, 12-02-2005 05:18 AM
holmes
"...what a fool believes he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.."(D. Bros)