You crazy yanks

And how many words are there for "stupid person" here? Let's see what I can think of off the top of me conk:charlie, wally, herbert (God knows what any of the three ever did to be so immortalised), berk, muppet, numpty, div, pillock, prat, twonk, twit.Must be a lot of 'em over here

Ermmm . . . yeah I've got the hang of this, me.

Not long after I came over here, I worked in a small office where the manager would nip out pretty much every day to the local news agent's (something else foreign to me) and get snacks and drinks. He used to say to me,"I'm goin' down the shop, you want ought?" (pronounced "oat")It took me a while to actually work out what that meant.I've also had to get used to being called a duck (pronounced "dook" to rhyme with "book"). Edited by Kitsune, : No reason given.