You crazy yanks

As a Texan living in England, here's a few off the top of my head (some of these might only apply to my southern dialect):

• Controversy - yanks emphasise the first and third syllables, Brits the second.
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• Leisure - yanks say "lee-sure", Brits "leh-sure".
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• Privacy - yanks: pry-vacy, Brits: prih-vacy.
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• Route - yanks: r-out, Brits: root (like the root of a plant)
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• Disorientated - not pronounced differently, but yanks just say "disoriented".
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• Schedule - yanks (southern anyway) say "Sked-yool", Brits (Leicester anyway) say "Shed-yool".

I'm hesitant to disagree, as I completely understand where you are coming from (and because I admire your intellectual prowess hehe), but...Disorientate - definition of disorientate by The Free Dictionary