Extinction of Dinosaurs: Consensus Reached . . . mostly

Due to a factory over-run, I now have some authentically painted stones from South America that prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that dinosaurs coexisted with man there!! For only $19.95, plus shipping and handling fees, you can own one of these scientist-stumping stones. When your oh-so-educated brother-in-law starts spouting off about a hot-blooded T. Rex, just hit him with your Dino-Stone and watch his look of dismay!Wait! There's more!Order your Dino-Stone today and for only $5 more (and additional shipping and handling charges) receive your own photograph with a living dinosaur!Simply include your photo with your order, and the same primitive tribesmen who found your Dino-Stone will include with your order an 8x10 glossy print of sexy caveman you riding a grimly smiling allosaurus in pursuit of Pharaoh's chariots across the dry sea beds recently found in a French cave!*This offer is good while our limited supply of authentic Dino-Stones and Dino-Pics lasts.Once they're gone, they're gone!Don't wait! And don't be fooled by cheap cement and ink jet imitations!Insist on the high quality resin and laserjet technology that ensures your Amazing Ronco Popeil Pocket Dino-Stone and Dino-Pic are genuine!-------------------------------------------*Void where prohibited or recently debunked.

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