Hi, Matt.
Natural_Design writes:
While driving some guy was dressed up in a Halloween Costume and he '' threw '' a huge grey bird out infront of the truck. This bird slowly flew across the street and I brushed it with my windshield. I couldn't help but '' laugh '' at this first '' sign ''.
Once, while I was walking on the sidewalk, I accidentally stepped on a snail... I think it was a Gestapo spy snail, because it had a Pomeranian accent. I tried to call it in to the Finnish ambassador, but his secretary said he doesn't accept phone calls from my area code. She suggested I step into the next time zone and call back, but, over there, it's a hour from now: that might be too late to stop the Nazi’s plot!
So, I turned on ESPN instead, and---wouldn't you know it?---the Broncos drafted Tim Tebow! That proves that Faith was right: demons. No other explanation is possible.
-Bluejay (a.k.a. Mantis, Thylacosmilus)
Darwin loves you.
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