Colbard writes:
One of these days I may feel up to presenting global flood dynamics in a new thread.
Boy, I can hardly wait for that. This science shit is so boring.
I guess you will mostly teach us about how there was
a lot of water. More water than ever before. And it was special water that did not act like normal water, because it was a global flood. There was
a lot of love in this water, so it didn't carry stuff like rocks and dirt and dead things like water does today. That's why the biggest heaviest stuff is at the top of all the layers and the smallest stuff is at the bottom. If it wasn't so boring, anyone could go look at the rocks anywhere and see that this is true.
Please, please please start a thread teaching us about global flood dynamics, gosh it sounds so sciencey.
Teach us Obi Wan.
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