nosyned writes:
It seems to me that God can't possibly be either male or female. She/He is the god of all humans right?
If you mean in the general sense, then god must be all/or no species as well.
Originally God had a wife, who was written (mmmm maybe I should say "talked") out of existence.
In the writing of the Bible God could very well be indeterminate (as loudmouth accurately pointed out). However, many Xtian denominations point to the Bible for other quotes which make him male.
In truth (of wording), God made MAN in his image. It was not humans, it was man. He later constructed a woman to be man's companion. Thus God is like man.
While God's jealous rages do indeed sound like a broad, I must admit that many men act this way too. How many men don't want to see their women with other guys and so go blow the other guy away (and sometimes the girl too)?
The next question which arises of course is if he has genitalia what does he do with it? Perhaps his lack of a sex partner explains his jealous anger.
And if he has genitalia just how big is it? Could God make his cock so big that even he can't stroke it?
Or can He give himself an infinite number of cocks? That could explain how he manages to screw so many people so often. Though size may explain why it hurts so much.
Either way, after looking at the universe and what he's done with, I am convinced God sure had some balls.
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holmes
[This message has been edited by holmes, 11-05-2003]
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