Why Evolution is a Fraud

This is utter nonsense. Monkeys typing on typewriters has absolutely nothing to do with the theory of evolution. The monkeys actions (or lack of actions) do however disprove Einstein's theory of relativity. Sutcliff is just confused over which theory he has found to be fraudulent.The latest news from that UK university is of interest. A university Ethics Review Board is investigating allegations that it was the students who defecated on the typewriters, and the monkeys who wrote the journal article about the experiment. They were alerted to this situation when it was noticed that the three lead authors of the article were named Bozo, Chuckles, and Curious George.

This is really disheartening. Just when we thought that Evolution Crusher was the dumbest monkey on the planet, along comes this report: Doesn't Dr. Amy know that it takes a minimum of 27 monkeys to approximate an infinite population? What university has a doctorate program in shit shoveling? And why is the random typing of A, J, L, and M considered an improvement over typing straight S's? It is gratifying, though, to know that the 2,000 pounds wasn't wasted.