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onifre Member (Idle past 2981 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
"Oh, Sky Cake, why are you sooo delicioussss?"
I love Patton! - Oni
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Apothecus Member (Idle past 2441 days) Posts: 275 From: CA USA Joined: |
Hey AZPaul3.
And thank you, M'lady, for the Controversy link. As CS revealed to me not so long ago after I said this:
CS writes: myself writes:
Granny is a man ...a woman after my own heart. Any German blood in you? Have a good one.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8564 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.1 |
Granny is a man. Maybe so, but she still has a neat avatar.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1435 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
xkcd: The Flake Equation
Enjoy we are limited in our ability to understand
by our ability to understand Rebel American Zen Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. • • • Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click) • • • |
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onifre Member (Idle past 2981 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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I know a lot of you guys here are fans of Bill Hicks. Not sure if you were aware of this:
Looks amazing. - Oni
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For some reason, puns crack me up. They're lame, but I like 'em:
quote: That last one was pretty creative.
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lyx2no Member (Idle past 4747 days) Posts: 1277 From: A vast, undifferentiated plane. Joined: |
(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) It's not that bad. You are now a million miles away from where you were in space-time when you started reading this sentence.
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subbie Member (Idle past 1285 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
There is a monastery on an island in the south Pacific where the monks have taken a vow of near silence. They only speak twice a day. Each day begins with morning worship. The service starts when the Abbot comes in and chants, "Good morning monks."
The monks chant in reply, "Good morning, Abbot." They say not another word until evening vespers, when the Abbot comes in and chants, "Good evening monks." The monks all reply in unison, "Good evening, Abbot." Not another word is spoken until the next morning. One day, one of the monks had a particularly rough night and didn't get much sleep. He was a bit groggy in the morning, and when the Abbot chanted, "Good morning monks," all the other monks responded, "Good morning, Abbot", except the one tired monk who chanted, "Good evening, Abbot." The Abbot was furious. He scanned the rows of monks, trying to determine who had said that. Finally, red in the face, he was able to collect himself sufficiently to say, "Some monk chanted evening. He must be a stranger." Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
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I'm drunk and I totally did NOT get that joke.
"Some monk chanted evening. He must be a stranger." I feel like I'm missing something here.
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subbie Member (Idle past 1285 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
Ever seen South Pacific?
Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
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Ever seen South Pacific? Nope! But I heard it now. And that IS funny!
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1435 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
knock knock
who's there Sam and Janet Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet Evening ... we are limited in our ability to understand
by our ability to understand Rebel American Zen Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. • • • Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click) • • •
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
There is a monastery on an island in the south Pacific where the monks have taken a vow of near silence. Another abby called for all but absolute silence - A monk could speak two words every ten years. After his first ten years, a monk walked into the head monks office, said "bed hard", and walked out. Ten years late the same monk again visited the office and said "food bad". After thirty total years, one last office visit, where he says "I quit". The head monk responds "It doesn't surprise me. Since you arrived, you've done nothing but complain." Moose
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Shield Member (Idle past 2893 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
This the is Original Post of a thread that got on to the mainpage of AboveTopSecret.com
quote:Homosexuality is a choice and nothing else!, page 1 I think the guy is serious. That alone makes it funny Edited by rbp, : No reason given.
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 832 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
"Some people think God is an outsized, light-skinned male with a long white beard, sitting on a throne somewhere up there in the sky, busily tallying the fall of every sparrow. Othersfor example Baruch Spinoza and Albert Einsteinconsidered God to be essentially the sum total of the physical laws which describe the universe. I do not know of any compelling evidence for anthropomorphic patriarchs controlling human destiny from some hidden celestial vantage point, but it would be madness to deny the existence of physical laws."-Carl Sagan "Show me where Christ said "Love thy fellow man, except for the gay ones." Gay people, too, are made in my God's image. I would never worship a homophobic God." -Desmond Tutu
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