The Pyramids vis a vis the Flood

And to further complicate things, how could they be in Egypt when they were all here, building large stone circles? In fact, Stonehenge was built in three stages, one pre-flood, one during the flood and one after.It's a mystery, indeed.

Our oldest known house/fixed residence was found last year. As befits things on a magical island, it predates creation by 3,000 years, and the flood by 5,000. There's no flood damage, either. Magical flood immune house{ABE}I've just realised that this house would have pre-dated a real flood. The time given for the melting back of the ice caps to approximately where they are now is usually given as 8 to 9,000 years ago, so the dating of this house (easy - the residents left lots of nutshells) at 9,600 years means it was on high ground at a time when Britain was still very much joined to the mainland. The residents could have walked in a straight line to what's now Holland or Denmark.

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There would have been many sudden floods as sea levels rose, like when the English Channel first formed, perhaps, and what about the breaching of the straits of Gibraltar and the Bosporus?Edited by bluegenes, : Afterthought.

That would be cheating. And since when does "reason" come into it, anyway? True. Unless the author was omniscient.

I think he's just talking bollocks, as we say here in ye olde worlde. Ask him a question, and what do you get?

For anyone who enjoys words, there are things that the world can thank the creationist movement for, and this is one of them. It's real!Poetry!

You have a point. I guess you'd have to be omnipotent.

True. But there's more than one usage of the word "world" in the English language, isn't there? Questionable. But I didn't say that the rest of us weren't talking bollocks, nor that your post was the most ludicrous. This is a thread on Catastrophology, after all, so catastrophic arguments can be expected.I was replying to someone who actually appeared to be unsure whether your post was serious or not, which highlights the problem of parodying Catastrophologists and the kind of things they say.For example, I once saw a post from a YEC on another board which began:

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The earth is young, it began after the last ice age....

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It's hard to outdo the the genuine fundy in the "talking bollocks" department when he or she is on top form.