Any idea why kebab shops have such unapetising displays of uncooked meat and dregs of salad under their glass counters? Does anyone find those displays attractive?
Most males below the age of 25 after about six pints. It's frightening how good all that looks under those conditions.
I have to admit that even though I'm well over 25, and even though I find those displays absolutely disgusting, I am still prone to eating the occasional kebab (yes, after about 6 pints).
The one I really can't understand, though, is Fish & Chips, because it's something you normally eat sober. It must be the most overrated indulgence of all time - except, of course, for sex.