All right, all right, it's time to come clean.
This whole conspiracy to promote atheism thing? It was me.
Yeah, that's right. It was me all along.
I'm sorry, I just... geez, I didn't expect it to go this far. I had this bet going with a guy down at the bar, and I can't resist a challenge... okay, I admit it, there's no excuse.
When I saw that congress had changed the pledge of allegiance to "one nation, under emptiness and despair", and saw the president slaughtering baby orphans on live TV for the heck of it (because, well, why not?) I knew my little joke had gone too far.
I'm gonna do my best to fix things. I'm gonna go get all those fossils I planted around the planet, and toss 'em on the fire. All those birds I genetically modified and planted all over the Galapagos Islands? Geez, that might be tougher... I mean, they live there now, you know?
But seriously, I'm gonna get all my cronies in the scientific community to knock it off. Heh... when I saw them reporting on "billions of years" and "a common ancestor"... I don't know how they managed to keep a straight face! And oh, man... when they said all that stuff about monkeys, I nearly lost it right there, I swear. Hee hee! It, ah...
Okay, it's not funny.
I dunno. Basically, I just wanted to say "my bad, folks". And, uh...
*cough*
I, uh... won't do it again.
*shuffles feet*
Honest.
[This message has been edited by Dan Carroll, 12-12-2003]
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