I'm not sure, that would sort of cut me down in size... ahem.
yeah, keep dreamin' buddy.
Actually I'd have been fine with more satirization on the same point, twisting my own position against me. For example:
Holmes (noticing others looking at his dress): Hey, I want to make it clear that I'm just dressed like this to be funny, I am in no way a cross dresser... not that there's anything wrong with it... but I don't get off on this kind of thing.
Everyone (in unison): Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
Holmes (flustered): I mean it, I'm not into wearing dresses like this, or panties, or bras, or these adorable fishnet stockings with garter, or high heel shoes which show off my legs nicely don't they... I mean, I'm not into this for sex, just for laughs.
Random snickers are heard.
Anonymous Voice: Don't worry, we're laughing.
come to think of it, i've never actually worn a dress. although i was gonna have my friends make me one, once. i decided that pants were "too much effort" and "too hot in the summertime." so i was gonna get them to make me a man-skirt.
(i would have ended up on "what not to wear" pretty fast, though...)
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