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RAZD Member (Idle past 1433 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
roflol!
You forgot: Mike told everyone that it was all their fault, Laura helped build a house for Trent, John thanked everyone for the nice party, and Dick has gone into hiding again. by our ability to understand RebelAAmerican.Zen[Deist
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berberry Inactive Member |
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005.
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Phat Member Posts: 18348 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.0 |
Thats hilarious! I put it in My Pictures file!
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berberry Inactive Member |
If you've never checked out Slate's cartoon page you owe it to yourself to drop by for a visit. Tons and tons of cartoons on everything from gay marriage to terrorism. Lots of funny stuff, like the one I posted yesterday. Here's another sample from the religion catagory:
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005. |
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berberry Inactive Member |
This has been making the rounds on them thar internets. Apparently it's anonymous, I found it at Americablog:
Battle Hymn of the Republicans Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush;He has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push; He has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush; The Doofus marches on. I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool;There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school; Should we fault him for the policies -- or is he just a tool? The lies keep piling on. Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya! Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya! His wreckage will live on. I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires' lone heir;As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier; Let the smokestacks keep polluting -- do we really need clean air? The surplus is all gone. Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya! Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya! Your safety net is gone! Now he had a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostrate state;Though the whole world knows its crazy -- and the U.N. said to wait; When he didn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate." Diplomacy is done! Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds;Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds; Enraging several billions to his brainlessness redounds; The Doofus marches on! Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya!Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya! Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya! THIS...DOO...FUS...MAR...CHES...ON "We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005.
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macaroniandcheese  Suspended Member (Idle past 3956 days) Posts: 4258 Joined: |
so a nice little irish lady walks into a day spa in bonny dublinthe spa owner, a kindly fellow, askes her "how can i help yeh tehday?" she replies, i'd rather enjoy one of yeh milk baths. that sounds mighty relaxin." he responds, very gud choice they are quite good for the skin and the warmth is very nice... would you like the milk pasteurized?" "nay, up to me tits'll be fine"
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Thor Member (Idle past 5939 days) Posts: 148 From: Sydney, Australia Joined: |
I think that is the same little Irish lady that went on a trip to Russia.
When she returned she she was telling a friend all about it... "...and I went and saw that famous Russian ballet." "Bolshoi?" her friend responded. "Nay, really. Honestly I did!" The probability that someone is watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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berberry Inactive Member |
Remember Armstrong Williams? The right-wing radio talkshow host who was paid under-the-table by the Bush administration to promote its education agenda? The anti-gay wingnut who's being sued by his male former personal trainer for sexual harrassment? Yeah, that Armstrong Williams!
Looks like maybe he sold his soul again: "We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005.
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 505 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
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joshua221  Inactive Member |
Hmm, I dont get it lol can u explain the punchline? I liked the storyline alot
quote: I am smiling.
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cavediver Member (Idle past 3672 days) Posts: 4129 From: UK Joined: |
One for you Berberry...
It's my son's 2nd birthday today, and he has a wonderful wooden Noah's Ark with some great animals. We just noticed that both lions have manes??? My wife asked if this was an example of Gay Pride Sorry...
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
cavediver writes: One for you Berberry...It's my son's 2nd birthday today, and he has a wonderful wooden Noah's Ark with some great animals. We just noticed that both lions have manes??? My wife asked if this was an example of Gay Pride Sure--the ruff trade.
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mike the wiz Member Posts: 4755 From: u.k Joined: |
Bill: "I'll put the body in the river"
Joe: "But we can't do that..the police search the river for illegal boaters, it's well known around here... and if they see a dead body on a boat". Bill: "No, no. I'll actually sink the body in the river" Joe: "But they don't have underwater police patrol." *whack* This message has been edited by mike the wiz, 10-28-2005 10:39 AM
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berberry Inactive Member |
cavediver writes me:
quote: I love it! Where did the ark set come from? Sorry I didn't see this when you posted it. I like omni's answer. "We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005.
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berberry Inactive Member |
Scooter Libby to Judith Miller: I'll see your 85 days and raise you thirty years....
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."-George W. Bush, Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005. |
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