Money Isn't a False God

Everyone loves money even god isn't there a story in the bible where a king counted the people and do to some bible law forgot he cant count something that is not his and as a reprimand forgot to pay god 6 shekels (even though got told him to count the people i think) and that made god angry and he let loose a plague.God was pissed for not getting payed so money is a good thing.