Oh Gracious Queen,
In thy defense, I must point out that thou hast complied with the letter of thine own promise, and that none may level such slanderous accusation against thee as shall hold any semblance of merit or draw its substance from any legitimate source. In short, thou art the Queen and thou art forever correct, right, and true, and in this case thou art even self-consistent. Blessings upon thee!
Thy humble servant and consumer of much beer upon days in which he has expectation of being relieved of his travails until the following week,
Zephyr