Huckabee

STUDENT: Recent polls show you surging... What do you attribute this surge to?HUCKABEE: There's only one explanation for it, and it's not a human one. It's the same power that helped a little boy with two fish and five loaves feed a crowd of five thousand people. (Applause) That's the only way that our campaign can be doing what it's doing. And I'm not being facetious nor am I trying to be trite. There literally are thousands of people across this country who are praying that a little will become much, and it has. And it defies all explanation, it has confounded the pundits. And I'm enjoying every minute of them trying to figure it out, and until they look at it, from a, just experience beyond human, they'll never figure it out.---Apart from anything else, Mr Huckabee, the feeding of the five thousand takes place during Jesus' ministry. He wasn't a "little boy", he was all grown up.This man used to be a minister? Shouldn't he have a vague familiarity with the Gospels?And now he wants to be President.

Apart from everything else, that's a bloody funny use of the word "contemporary".I suppose to Huckabee everything since the Enlightenment seems frighteningly modern.

That would, in fact, be a problem. How could a tree consent to marriage?---If you marry two trees, is that twigamy?