Here's a few:
1. Anyone that talks on their cell phone while driving.
2. People that do not use turn signals.
3. Having an office anywhere near a genetics lab (God, how I hate fruit flies!).
4. Using the word "literally" instead of "figuratively". Especially when they KNOW what they’re claiming is not really truehe literally blew a gasket when he saw thatI literally jumped to the moon when I heard thatthey literally flew like a bird when they went thereKNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!
5. And of course, when someone uses the word theory when they should use hypothesis.
6. Ok, I have one more. It's the over use by the media of the word allegedly. It literally drives me up the friggen wall (
) when I hear some news anchor say something like..."Joe Blow was arrested today for allegedly molesting a small kitten, two puppies, and a gerbil". Bull shit! He was arrested because there was sufficient evidence to support the allegations. Whether or not he did it has yet to be determined. I once listened to an NPR story about a murder and in a 3 minute segment they used the word something like 23 times. It was awful. Someone is not arrested for allegedly committing a crimethey are arrested for committing the crime, and a trial ensues that will then determine their guilt or innocence.
Look, if John Doe is arrested for a murder and as a TV anchor I say Today, John Doe was arrested for the murder of Jane Doe, I have done nothing wrong. John Doe WAS arrested for the murdersorry Johnno slander there.
Or when they (the media) say something like: Jane Doe was allegedly found dead today. WTF?
Hey news peoplequit using that word so much and report what DID happenednot what allegedly happened.
I’m done now, and I literally feel like an alleged million bucks!
edited to add " at the end of gerbil.
This message has been edited by FliesOnly, 08-08-2005 04:14 PM